called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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