So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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