Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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