She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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