So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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