Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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