Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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