Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
