Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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