You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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