so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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