Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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