69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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