We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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