was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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