sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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