One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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