nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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