so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude i'm inner monologue high
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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