Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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