i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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