Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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