I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i barfeds in our rink
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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