He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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