we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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