After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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