Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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