Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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