O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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