Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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