Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think my tv is drunk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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