He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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