What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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