your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Your tits are I can't wait for
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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