sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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