idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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