Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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