3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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