He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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