how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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