She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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