All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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