FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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