Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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