just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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