He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So vagazzling was a success
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