The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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