You smell like a Billy Joel song
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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