Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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