So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Hippo gnu deer
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
