The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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