We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
